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Amazon delivery glasses to seamlessly index the contents of your foyer

BY: @deadpan_reporter2 HOURS AGO
└─ FIG. 01 Amazon delivery driver in prototype smart glasses with blinking lenses adjusts the eyewear while holding a package one step inside a cluttered residential foyer, as an executive with a tablet and surprised homeowner in bathrobe look on.

Amazon announced Tuesday that its upcoming smart glasses for delivery drivers will take thousands of photos per shift, ensuring the company can finally map the interior of your home for its AI models.

Following a Bloomberg report that the wearable devices will capture images "almost constantly" during a typical shift, Amazon executives clarified that the continuous photography is simply a necessary step to optimize the final yard of the delivery process. According to the company, the new hardware will allow drivers to effortlessly navigate to your doorstep while simultaneously harvesting high-resolution imagery of your neglected landscaping, your open garage, and whatever happens to be visible through the front window.

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For years, our data collection tragically ended at the welcome mat, leaving a frustrating blind spot regarding the actual layout of your entryway. By capturing several thousand photos a day, we can finally close that gap and integrate your coat rack into our compute stack.

—Arthur Penhaligon, Director of Threshold Synergies at Amazon

Internal documents indicate the captured images will be uploaded directly to Amazon’s central AI, which has been trained to rapidly analyze the background clutter visible during the brief window when a customer opens the front door. The system will automatically adjust targeted advertising based on whether the glasses detect empty paper towel rolls, outdated electronics, or a suitably expensive dog bed in the periphery of the frame. Engineers noted that early dogfooding tests have already successfully identified thousands of customers who desperately need to replace their hallway runners.

To ensure the highest quality dataset, the company’s updated roadmap reportedly includes new performance metrics for its contracted delivery fleet. Starting next quarter, drivers will be evaluated not just on daily package volume, but on their ability to pan their heads slowly across ground-floor windows and maintain steady, unblinking eye contact with the interior of the house before returning to the van.

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Amazon’s delivery driver smart glasses will reportedly take photos ‘almost constantly’

Amazon deliveries could soon come with a new catch: the delivery driver's smart glasses will be snapping photos of anything they see while they're in use, including people and private property. Bloomberg reports that the glasses could take "several thousand captures in a single driver's typical shift," which Amazon plans to upload to its AI […]

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